ParEnTZ JuSt DonT UnderStand

For those who are my age and believe in contraceptives, have you guys ever wondered what kind of parents you will be? I've heard things like "man I'm going to be a cool parent and I'm going to be so cool with my kids they be be able to smoke and drink with me" and "well when i have kids they're going to be on straight lock down, and they gotta have good grades to breathe!". Well i think when i father some kids my children are going to be smart bad asses like me lol. I make the grades so i earn the right to fuck up, but i guess my mother doesn't believe that, she wants me to be superman and i blame my retarded ass lazy ass stupid ass uncles and father. I just want her to know i will never be as sorry as those ppl in my life so yea mom its time for you to get off my back lol. This is the first week of the summer, well its a week today for me, and i am still jobless. She has to know that we are in a recession and jobs are scarce. So mom i love u but imma need u to STAY OFF MY MUTHAFUCKIN CASE!!!

Thank you and good day lol